Yesterday night I hit my eyebrow on a plastic pint glass and split it because I banged my head while laughing too much. This is the kind of bizarre stuff that happens to me sometimes and I felt compelled to document it it was so ridiculous.
To make matters worse I had to be mended by my boss who, along with 4 of the bouncers I know, where laughing and taking the absolute piss. They proceeded to put on the brightest blue plaster known to man above my eye that I had to dance around my SU with for the remainder of the night. So smooth it's unreal.
Will I go teetotal after this mortifying episode...? Probably not.
